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Avast
There, ye Scurvy Bilge Rat!
What be all this'ere talk of laws on piracy, Oi be wondering what
side ye is on. The only law we buccaneers knows of is that a King
robs the poor under the protection of the law, whereas a pirate
robs the rich under the protection of his own courage. But anyway
Oi's bin surfing, no not that thing where ye slides down waves on
a bit of wood, 'cause us buccaneers knows of better games ye can
play with a plank of wood! No Oi've bin surfing that there internet
thingy, looking for other buccaneers and pirates the likes of us.
So 'ere be a list of wot Oi've found.
So there should be plenty there for'ee to look at over. So till
Oi sees ee again Oi wishes ye a fair wind and plenty of plunder,
and remember, always make the swabs walk the plank in bare feet,
so's the sharks can use the splinters for toothpicks!
Yer old shipmate,
Cap'n Redbeard.
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